What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:26
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Where do high school kids get weed from?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
What are 50 random facts about yourself?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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What do people with very high IQs do all day?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How to Cut Your Biological Age by Up to 16 Years: Make This Tweak to Your Daily Walk - Inc.com
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Raw recap & reactions: Royal chaos - Cageside Seats
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors